The music industry is a fickle world. Bands come and go, but Heavy fuckin’ Metal is forever. now, I’m not talking about your BVB’s and your BFMV’s or your BMTH’s or any other band that starts with a ‘B’ and has a shortened pronunciation, no, I’m talking about real Metal, not that false poseur shit, like Deicide, Cerebral Bore, Akercocke, Burzum etc.
The way to treat this blog is to basically assume that your musical tastes are completely inferior. yeah, just assume it. if it isn’t in my iTunes library, it’s essentially not worth listening too. it’s gotta be trve. it’s gotta be kvlt. it’s gotta be fuckin’ DEATH METAL. and if it isn’t then it’s probably for pussies. if you want to get Butthurt because someone on the internet has a different opinion to you, your welcome to leave me a comment expressing your heartbroken rage before you go listen to Attack! Attack! or whatever the fuck you kids listen to these days.
“your blog fucking sucks, you’re a faggot hipster and you listen to shit music” – Butthurt commenter, 2011.
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